I didn’t get my blog
posted on Wednesday as promised, posting it a day late instead. I hate
to disappoint all three of my readers like that, so in hopes of making
up for it I present to you a mini blog. At least I hope it stays “mini”.
No promises though.
My parents spent the week on vacation, they asked me to check on the house a couple times during the week. These very difficult duties included:
My parents spent the week on vacation, they asked me to check on the house a couple times during the week. These very difficult duties included:
- Gathering the mail and newspapers
- Making sure the toilet wasn’t running
- Checking on the baby birds to see if they had grown up and left their nest in the grill of an old grain truck on my parents’ property
- Making sure the basement wasn’t flooded
After a normal report via text message Tuesday, I became bored and decided to spice up Thursday’s report:
Me:
I grabbed your mail and newspapers, opened them and flushed them down
the toilet, thus clogging it, so it’s still running. Therefore the
basement is no longer dry. Also, I brought all the baby birds in the
house so they’ll poop on everything. You are welcome.
Me: Oh, I almost forgot. I also upper decked your other toilet, turned on all the lights, peed on your bed, and started a small fire in your office.
Mom: Thanks for handling everything for us. You must be exhausted!
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